Loraina Grace like to tickle rodents. Why does she like to tickle rodents, you might ask? Well, my dear, it is because of the fact that she is a rodent tickler. Do you know what rodent ticklers do? Why, they tickle rodents! Do you know what they do in their spare time? They tickle more rodents. And, as if tickling innocent rodents isn`t enjoyable enough, she also throws noodle pies. Sometimes, she even puts a rodent in a noodle pie and throws it. Why she does this, I don`t know. But some people are not too fond of the idea. If this consistant rodent-tickling and noodle pie-throwing does not cease, she will have her what`s what. She`ll see. This is just plain unacceptable. If I had to request two things from Loraina Grace, they would be to stop tickling rodents and to stop throwing noodle pies. This is plumb ridiculous! It must stop now!